A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door
on the first house of the street. A tall lady
answered the door. Before she could speak, the
enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic bag and
poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the
use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will
EAT all this shit!", exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that"
asked the lady.

The salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"We just moved in, there's no electricity in the
house!"